Who usually attends the party

Whether this is your first time at an event like this or you are a couple who have explored an adult event before, this party is designed first and foremost to be a party where no matter how involved you get you will leave having met interesting people with a like-minded attitude to sexuality and sensual pleasure. The average age range of previous events is from 30 years to 55 years but those younger and older( if fit and healthy) are most welcome.  Numbers are limited to 25 couples of any sexuality with ladies of all body types, from toned to voluptuous very welcome. Men are to be in reasonably good shape and with a respectful demeanour.

How the night unfolds

The host personally welcomes you at a fizz & brandy cocktail, oyster & canape reception. Sexy Sax playing as you mix and mingle with The Master and Mistress of Ceremonies introduce you to other guests and encourage you to take part in some fun, flirtatious ice-breaking party games. To raise the energy, at 9.30pm you will watch an erotic massage performance by a professional female on a hunky male after which massage tables will appear and the sensual masseurs will lay down for you to practice a few strokes and then guide you to practice your own message talents on one another.  As the oil flows, guests are encouraged to relax enjoy the music and explore and play with sensual touch. No experience necessary just a love of either giving intimate arousing touch or watching others enjoy themselves. Guests can choose to remain in the main party room playing on the massage tables, or they can withdraw to one of the two darkened playrooms to explore more private erotic intimacy.


  • Dress – Ladies sexy sophisticated and sensual, men suits or something smart.
  • Location – Riverside Penthouse Apartment Location in Pimlico SW1V 3JY
  • Facilities to make your evening a success.
  • All ages and sexualities welcome.
  • Guests must be of healthy physical disposition.
  • Professional male and female masseurs in attendance.
  • Two playrooms, one with a giant-sized play bed 9ft x 6ft.
  • A subsidised private licensed bar is available all evening.
  • Showers, towels provided.
  • Surround sound music.
  • Nudity encouraged but not a requirement.
  • Affordable locals hotels nearby.
  • All night tube service on the Victoria line.
  • Oils and massage toys available.
  • Smoking allowed on balcony only.
  • Limited private parking on site with plenty more public parking very close

Guidelines & Protocol

  • No poppers or chemical stimulants.
  • No filming or photography.
  • Mobiles and cameras MUST be switched off and put away.
  • Total discretion and confidentiality respected by all present.
  • No pressure on anyone to do anything that they don’t want to do.
  • Personal boundaries respected and event protocol adhered to at all times and any inappropriate behaviour will result in the person(s) being asked to leave the party.

Your hosts, Colin & Clare

To make the party swing we are joined by our very sexy Master and Mistress of Ceremonies. Also in attendance will be our strikingly handsome naked Butler Johnny and also there to guide your touch and make sure your enjoyment of the evening is assured there will be a selection of professional female and male masseurs.

Master & Mistress of Ceremonies

Host masseurs for the evening are Spencer, Emilie, Mack, Scott, Jamie

Johnny the naked butler

Emelie entertains for the night

Sexy live saxophone


Erotic entertainment

Two private ensuite playrooms

Two bathrooms 


Application to attend the party

To ensure compatibility and like-mindedness, all guest are vetted before being accepted to attend The Couple’s Affaire Parties.

So that guests attending can get an idea of who will be attending the event, if you have not participated in a party before you are required to complete a registration form (see below) and write few lines about yourselves attaching a picture (faces not necessary). These details are displayed on a private event page that is only accessible by confirmed guests attending the party. These details will be made available to view a few nights before the event. Nicknames or pseudonyms can be used

Making a Booking

How to buy your ticket for The Couple’s Affaire.

If you have not done so already, to apply to attend ‘The Couple’s Affaire’ you MUST first complete the REGISTRATION FORM at this link or at the bottom of this page.

You will be notified once your application has been accepted and then you can purchase your tickets in several ways, see below.

If you have attended a Couple’s Affaire party before then no need to fill in forms simply email colin@intimacymatters.co.uk to book your tickets

Payment can be made

  • Credit or Debit card by this secure payment page
  • Bank transfer (request payment details) contact colin@intimacymatters.co.uk
    Your payment will be acknowledged and booking confirmed and then 3 days before the event date you will be sent the party agenda and be given access to the guest list.

If you have questions you can email Colin at colin@intimacymatters.co.uk or call Colin on 07966 522 69

This event is designed to be fun and frolicking – so wait no longer and complete the application form below to register your interest in The Couples Affaire for Saturday, November 25th.

Questions & Answers

What do we wear?

Arrive looking sensual and smart but remember being an evening of sensual touch there will be massage oils around so you may want to bring along something looser to change into although as the evening unfolds nudity will be the best attire.

Do we need to bring money?

Only bring money if you want to buy drinks from the private bar. The bar is run with tokens that can be purchased on arrival. £20 for 4 drink tokens buys any drink.

Do we have to sexually interact with others?

Any sensual or erotic interaction with others is always consensual and if approaching another couple please be sure that they welcome others joining them. No means no.

I am gay, lesbian or bisexual or want to explore with others of my own gender, is this OK?

The party is open to people of all sexualities but personal preferences must be respected. The guest list will identify sexuality which can be viewed online before the party and those wishing to identify that they are comfortable to interact with others of the same sex can choose to wear a discreet yellow wristband.

Do we have to massage or touch others?

No, the massage beds are there to create an opportunity to touch and play with one another without it necessarily becoming fully sexual. If you prefer to just watch that is fine.

What happens if someone makes advances and I/We do not want this?

To date, this has never occurred but of course, it can be a concern for some who have not attended an adult themed party before. Surprisingly these types of parties are usually better conducted than regular parties. Less alcohol is drunk by the men (for obvious reasons) and so inappropriate drink fueled behaviour is far less likely. Additionally, the guests attending these parties are usually well aware of the protocol expected. But should there be anytime you feel that someone is pestering you then just speak to your host or another assistant and we will deal with it immediately?

Can I shower at the venue?

Yes things can get a bit oily so there are two private showers to use

Cancellation Terms

What happens the organisers cancels or postpone the event?

The event will only go ahead if there is a minimum of 7 couples. This will be confirmed to attendees when that number is reached or 72 hours before the event, whichever is sooner. If the event is cancelled by the organisers then a full refund will be due or you can transfer to an alternative future event.

What happens if I need to cancel or postpone?

Full refund if you cancel more than 7 days before
50% refund if given 48 hours – 7 days or more before.
If within 24 hours of the event it can be transferred to another event*
No show on the night = no refund
Who is likely to attend?

I know that for the evening like this to go well it is important that the chemistry and attraction between couples gels so applicants are vetted for motivation, body type, age and attitude. I endeavour to create an evening that brings like-minded couples together. A higher age is not a restriction, in fact, we find that mature guests are often confidence and help younger newcomers to relax and enjoy themselves. It is also understood that approach to another couple or individual if rebuffed is not taken wrongly but accepted that attraction is about personal preference of age, body type and attitude.