A gay guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A handsome man walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because he’s got a uniform on, he’s probably an off- duty Pilot. So he decides to have a go at picking him up by identifying the airline he flies for, thereby impressing him greatly. He leans across to the Pilot and says the Delta Airlines motto
‘We love to fly and it shows’.
The Pilot looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto
‘Winning the hearts of the world’.
Again he just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on his face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto
‘Going beyond expectations’.
The Pilot looks at him sternly and says ‘What the f*** do you want?’
‘Ah!’ he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. “Ryanair”.